The other night over Chinese food, we had quite a lesson on heaven from a kid who has apparently been there. As soon as he started the "teaching," I grabbed a piece of paper and wrote down everything he said, so these are direct quotes.
"Every day, God and I would race to the bus stop. But I would always win. God couldn't keep up with me, so that's when He sent me to you. I'm faster than God!"
"In heaven, all the families are reunited and everyone gets a dog. But they're all God's dogs, so we share them."
"God has special eyes where He can see everybody. They're really cool. There are screens in them so He can watch everybody."
"God's smart because he never ever bothers anybody. Never."
I told Matt we should get Caleb to write a book about his experiences in heaven. Others have done it! It could be a best seller! (Or at least entertaining!) :)