We interrupt your regularly scheduled program for this public service announcement:
DO NOT put your driver's license in your pocket for any length of time. Inevitably, you will lose it. Then you will be forced to spend approximately 103 minutes at the DMV so that you can get a replacement.
I repeat, DO NOT put your driver's license in your pocket for any length of time.
You know it's time to go home when you lose your driver's license because you have to turn in your ID to the hospital front desk so often.
Now, back to the feature presentation.