Caleb is going to help me make chocolate pudding (for his writing practice!). He comes into the kitchen with his goggles on. When I ask why he's wearing them, he replies quite seriously, "Well, you never know when something might fly up and hit you in the eye. Safety first, Momma. Safety first."
Caleb: (When Abby throws a toy at him because he won't let her play with the one she wants): Don't throw things in anger, Abby! (voice of experience)
Caleb: (in a sing-song voice to Abby): Well, good morning, cutest little baby in the world!
Me: Okay, Caleb, what do you want your next reward to be for getting all of your magnets for 3 days on your daily chart?
Caleb: Hmm...I know!!!! A trip to Disney World!!!!!! (his last reward was a movie night at home...)