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*  Caleb's buddy had a birthday party last Saturday, but they had to postpone it due to not having power at their house.  Caleb couldn't understand why they couldn't still have it.  I told him they wouldn't be able to make food and no one could go to the bathroom.  His reply, "Well, we can just bring our own food and they can get porta-potties!"

*  He started a conversation about the Bible with, "Well, as God said in the book of Genesis..."

*  "What language did Adam and Eve speak?"

*  He came in after his nap while I was folding laundry, and A Baby Story was on.  The woman was having a c-section, and Caleb asked if I had to have surgery when he was born.  I said no, there are two ways to have a baby.  (Stupid!!!)  "Oh, well what's the other way?" he asked.  "Uh...from your bottom."  "Ohhhhhh!  So THAT'S why babies are so dirty when they come out! They're covered in poop!!!"  Exactly.
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Debbie said…
LOL - out of the mouths of babes. When Jim asked me where babies came from I explained there was an opening in mommy's body which God made and that it would get bigger just for the baby to come out of and then it would go back to its normal size. His little eyes got so incredibly large and he said WOW, looking straight at where my belly button would be and actually poking it. It turned out to be an all day WOW every time he walked by me!!!
July 13, 2012 at 11:30 PM
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