* Caleb's buddy had a birthday party last Saturday, but they had to postpone it due to not having power at their house. Caleb couldn't understand why they couldn't still have it. I told him they wouldn't be able to make food and no one could go to the bathroom. His reply, "Well, we can just bring our own food and they can get porta-potties!"
* He started a conversation about the Bible with, "Well, as God said in the book of Genesis..."
* "What language did Adam and Eve speak?"
* He came in after his nap while I was folding laundry, and A Baby Story was on. The woman was having a c-section, and Caleb asked if I had to have surgery when he was born. I said no, there are two ways to have a baby. (Stupid!!!) "Oh, well what's the other way?" he asked. "Uh...from your bottom." "Ohhhhhh! So THAT'S why babies are so dirty when they come out! They're covered in poop!!!" Exactly.