The other day, Caleb was at my sister's house. He had registered for kindergarten the day before, so Amy asked how it went.
C: Fine. Everybody knows me there.
A: Yes, that's because your Mommy worked there. So you have to be on your best behavior because they'll tell your Mommy if you misbehave.
C: No, no they won't.
A: Yes, they will. So be on your best behavior. You should always be on your best behavior.
C: Yes, especially before meteor showers.
After clearing off his plate in the trash can:
C: Awwww man!! I threw away my last crouton!
M: Oh, sorry buddy.
C: Man, I wanted to eat that one! It was shaped like a shoe!!