* I was not secretly thankful that this Sunday was not Communion so that I didn't feel obligated to take a piece of the bread that many other
* I did not have to give Caleb an emergency bath on Saturday because he had smeared poop all over his chest and stomach. I didn't find out about this by his matter-of-fact, "There's poop on my body!" announcement. What's more, I didn't refuse to carry him to the bath tub and instead demand that he march into his bathroom with his hands in the air so that he wouldn't touch anything with his poopy fingers.
* While shopping for our Operation Christmas Child gifts this year, I did not actually pull a wool hat off of the shelf and suggest that we put that in the shoe box. These gifts are for children in warm climates like Africa, so they have no use for such items. Matt didn't get a huge laugh out of it, either!