It's all I could think of that was alliterative...it technically should be Friday Funnies, but it's not Friday...so we're going with this one!
Caleb: Mommy, do you have a penis?
Me: No.
Caleb: I want to see it. Where is it?
Me: Well, you're going to be looking a long time because it's not there. I don't have one.
Caleb: (sadly) Ooooh. You need to go to the store and buy one.
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Caleb: (on the way to his room for nap time) I'm taking my girls to bed with me.
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Me: You're what?
Caleb: (holding up his armored truck) My farmer truck!
Caleb: Mommy, do you have a penis?
Me: No.
Caleb: I want to see it. Where is it?
Me: Well, you're going to be looking a long time because it's not there. I don't have one.
Caleb: (sadly) Ooooh. You need to go to the store and buy one.
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Caleb: (on the way to his room for nap time) I'm taking my girls to bed with me.
Matt: WHAT????
Caleb: (holding up his 2 stuffed toys) I'm taking my girls to bed with me!
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Caleb: (randomly in the car) Emma is my favorite baby.
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Caleb: Do you like my farmer truck, Momma?
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From the mouths of babes....
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