Well, I was changing Caleb's diaper before bedtime and he had pooped. No big deal in itself, but he was very squirmy and not happy about me wiping his bum. He managed to wriggle out of the grip I had on his feet, land his foot in the poop, swipe the poopy foot across my shirt, and then swing it back to slap a poop print on the wall.
All of this happened in a matter of seconds, and I even checked his other foot to see if somehow he had gotten in on both feet in order to get it in two different places so quickly. Alas, my boy is extremely talented! Of course, my shirt happens to be my favorite Relay for Life shirt and the one that Caleb loves because it has balloons on it. I think I see some bleach in my future! :)