"I'm pretty much just like a secret spy, because I can turn anything into a weapon." (The boy speaks the truth--it's quite a talent!)
"Aunt Amy doesn't have a deck. She has a door that leads to nowhere! I just don't get it. I keep asking her and she keeps saying that she's going to get one, but she keeps forgetting. I think it's because she has 4 kids. That's a lot of kids."