* My dog does not drop food all over the kitchen floor when she eats. She is a dainty eater who certainly picks up after herself. We don't find ourselves picking slobbery dog food off of our socks as we walk through the kitchen. I certainly don't bribe Caleb with cookies to pick the dog food up off of the floor every day! That would be ridiculous. Why not just vacuum it up? The answer to that certainly wouldn't be that I don't want to waste all of that dog food....
* I did not spend the better part of Saturday reconnecting with my long lost laptop after missing it for a month. After getting a laptop dock that gives me a USB port (for the first time in 2 1/2 years!), I didn't begin to lament that I couldn't find my USB cord to connect my camera to my laptop. I didn't frantically search the house top to bottom before declaring it lost forever. I wasn't so anxious to begin loading pictures again that I bought another cord on Ebay, only to find the cord in the corner of the office downstairs later on that day. Not me!
* I didn't tear up for various reasons 5 times today. I am in complete control of my emotions. I am! Seriously!
* I did not spend the better part of Saturday reconnecting with my long lost laptop after missing it for a month. After getting a laptop dock that gives me a USB port (for the first time in 2 1/2 years!), I didn't begin to lament that I couldn't find my USB cord to connect my camera to my laptop. I didn't frantically search the house top to bottom before declaring it lost forever. I wasn't so anxious to begin loading pictures again that I bought another cord on Ebay, only to find the cord in the corner of the office downstairs later on that day. Not me!
* I didn't tear up for various reasons 5 times today. I am in complete control of my emotions. I am! Seriously!
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