Calebism: (while praying before bed) "And please help there to not be a storm while I'm taking a shower so that I don't get struck by lightning." (I have no idea where this came from.)
Abbyism: (after calling for me when she should have been taking a nap): "I'm too busy."
Me: "Too busy for what?"
Abby: "I'm just too busy to take a nap today, Momma."