What says Christmas like a crass and slightly frisky Santa?
"You'd better stop or I'm gonna jam my hand down your throat and take that donut back!"
"For ____'s sake, this isn't about you, kid. It's about me!"
Ah, yes, tears and fears are the name of the game at a breakfast with Santa, right? The jolly ole Saint Nick is sooooo old fashioned...
"You'd better stop or I'm gonna jam my hand down your throat and take that donut back!"
"For ____'s sake, this isn't about you, kid. It's about me!"
Ah, yes, tears and fears are the name of the game at a breakfast with Santa, right? The jolly ole Saint Nick is sooooo old fashioned...
Add a boy who burned his tongue with too-hot chocolate and spit it all out in my hand, and you had quite a breakfast with Santa experience!
It was one of those experiences where you just had to laugh! We just kept saying, "It's for such a good cause!" :)
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